Friday, June 5, 2009

Wanted: Cabana Boys

Today the rainstorms continued here at Port Tobacco so we were forced to stay inside the courthouse cleaning and organizing collections while singing Bohemian Rhapsody. Poor Brent came to help us. While perusing binders full of various tidbits of information, Allison found reference to information at Pratt Library in Baltimore. More excitingly, she also found reference to a bell in the courthouse which resulted in Dr Beisaw going on an expedition to find it.

It has also been decided that we need four cabana boys, so we will be accepting applications starting tomorrow. Please apply in person, and you may need a kayak to reach us.



Anonymous said...

do you have to bring your own cabana?

Jim said...

There will be no cabanas, nor any cabana boys. Sounds like it it time for the managing director to return and reestablish discipline.